Are you a man? Have you graduated High School but haven't gotten anyone pregnant yet? Do you take naps in the afternoon? If you answered "yes" to these questions, then you are most likely the owner of a massive collection of t-shirts. Don't be upset about this tiny fact, because tees happen to be the best article of clothing ever created. The t-shirt has to be one of the most versatile and simple torso coverings ever to be worn by man.
The t-shirt is miraculous because it fills so many roles that would otherwise require many different pieces to create the one-man-show that is the humble tee. One of these many roles t-shirts fulfill is the need for an expendable outer garb for when the sleeves have to be rolled up (or cut off) and work has to get done. The "working t-shirt" will bear the markings of past battles with such enemies as bleach, mustard, and holes.
Every man with a sizeable t-shirt collection has at least one that they rely on as their "go-to" shirt. This t-shirt is mostly worn to impress others. It can have intricate and artful designs, funny script, or be one of the very hip "vintage" variety. Whatever type of shirt it may be, the "go-to" tee is worn exclusively because the wearer thinks it makes them look cool and casual. This is founded in the belief that it will get them women, because women just LOVE a guy who's idea of dressing up is putting on a clean t-shirt.
The last example of t-shirt we will examine is a very sad one, but necessary to display the varied uses these t-shirt can have. This last t-shirt is called the "always remember" shirt. Once or twice in the man's past, a woman flitted through and then left again. While she was there, she marked her territory by wearing one of the young man's t-shirts at night or during television time. This shirt will bear her scent, and the man will occasionally pull it out from its special place and weep into it privately. This is most often done after many shots of tequila.
Of course, there are many other types of tees that are seen and worn by the young male of the species. If we were to cover all of them, this article would become more akin to a thesis. Be that as it may, the three types of t-shirt mentioned here are unique and noteworthy in the field of fashion analysis. One day, when the male emerges from his chrysalis made of old, ratty tees and become a full adult, he will shun many of the old t-shirts and wear clothing with collars and buttons. Till that day, the t-shirt will remain king.
The t-shirt is miraculous because it fills so many roles that would otherwise require many different pieces to create the one-man-show that is the humble tee. One of these many roles t-shirts fulfill is the need for an expendable outer garb for when the sleeves have to be rolled up (or cut off) and work has to get done. The "working t-shirt" will bear the markings of past battles with such enemies as bleach, mustard, and holes.
Every man with a sizeable t-shirt collection has at least one that they rely on as their "go-to" shirt. This t-shirt is mostly worn to impress others. It can have intricate and artful designs, funny script, or be one of the very hip "vintage" variety. Whatever type of shirt it may be, the "go-to" tee is worn exclusively because the wearer thinks it makes them look cool and casual. This is founded in the belief that it will get them women, because women just LOVE a guy who's idea of dressing up is putting on a clean t-shirt.
The last example of t-shirt we will examine is a very sad one, but necessary to display the varied uses these t-shirt can have. This last t-shirt is called the "always remember" shirt. Once or twice in the man's past, a woman flitted through and then left again. While she was there, she marked her territory by wearing one of the young man's t-shirts at night or during television time. This shirt will bear her scent, and the man will occasionally pull it out from its special place and weep into it privately. This is most often done after many shots of tequila.
Of course, there are many other types of tees that are seen and worn by the young male of the species. If we were to cover all of them, this article would become more akin to a thesis. Be that as it may, the three types of t-shirt mentioned here are unique and noteworthy in the field of fashion analysis. One day, when the male emerges from his chrysalis made of old, ratty tees and become a full adult, he will shun many of the old t-shirts and wear clothing with collars and buttons. Till that day, the t-shirt will remain king.
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